Recycling

“I have a seven year old son living with my parents in the Visayas.” I told the stranger whose hand I place on my lap. What he is going to do next depends on how he puts an implication or interpretation on what I have just said. He could just back out now or proceed with his lust over me. I paused and waited.

Unruffled by my revelation, the stranger keeps his hand on my lap slowly caressing it. Maybe, I still need to fill in more information to his brain. The stranger could have not heard what I have just said. “My son would be celebrating his birthday soon and my mom is asking me to come home. The problem is I don’t have money for the plane ticket.” The stranger did not budge from where he is sitting. I think he is now digesting everything he was hearing. However, he is too slow.

I put my hand in his crotch. “Hey, this is big. You are one horny dude.” I tried to smile casually. “Do you come here often? My name is Rey. Would you like us to go to a private place? I could do whatever you want. I just need money to pay for my fare back home.” I squeezed his hard-on. I grabbed his hand on my lap and allowed him to feel my cock. “Are you game dude?”

It only took seconds before he removed his hand on my crotch. “I have a phone call. Excuse me.” The stranger scrambled out of my sight. “Yes!” I exclaimed to myself.

It worked. It really worked, again. Using a storyline that suggests solicitation is a big turn off especially in an inappropriate situation. I am sorry for the stranger but he has been annoying me and I need to get rid of him.

For several times, I have used this story to ward off unwanted people. It becomes part of my strategy of rejecting people, which occasionally I use. Be a liability to someone and be sure that no one will want you. It is some kind of reverse psychology actually. People would think that they are the ones who are rejecting me. By making up this story, the respondent would have time to assess the situation. They are able to make a choice and by making their own choice, he or she would think they are the ones who are in control.

The story is not original. I think it has several versions. People whose purpose is speculative have recycled it repeatedly. We have heard it everywhere, even on the streets. There was a version that I have learned from experience, I revised it a little and been using it just to determine how effective it could be and how people would react, and indeed people nearly respond differently.

Once I told this story to some guy I met. He went along with my story and invited me to his house. Before I know it, I was the one who fell on his trap. He juiced me right but was fortunate enough not to suck his dick. Another guy just brushed my story aside and continued sucking my dick until I came. When I asked him something about the story I told, he was clueless. Strangely, one really fell for my story that he offered his help even before something had happened between us. I declined his money in the end.

I am not a prostitute. I may suggest solicitation using that story but it is never in the intention of selling sex for money. My intention is just to avoid undesirable and annoying people, but sometimes people are just so insensitive or plainly dumb.

Devises of avoiding, rejecting, and resisting people abound my arsenal. I could use one or two or all but sometimes people could really be unpredictable. There is no such thing as a perfect formula that could be acceptable or appropriate for all people. Sometimes you could use the wrong one and suffer the consequences. Sometime you just have to wait and see for that nick of time when and what devise is necessary. On the other hand, if all goes out of hand, there is nothing left to do but just live the experience and adopt, learn from it, and then remodel the devise for future use. Well, I think that is what life is all about.